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Post by Yzerman Is The Man on Mar 24, 2016 10:49:59 GMT -6
I envy you so much right now. I'm at work in the middle of a down pour, drinking a diet pop. Not to add to your pain, but my buddy called a bunch of his work friends over, over half of them are women. One of the more attractive one is more excited about getting drunk than I am and just did a reverse motorboat on me and my buddy. (In case you're wondering, thats when she sticks her boobs in your face and smacks the sides of your nose with the inside of each tit. ) Tonight is going to be fun boys. If you dont hear from me tomorrow, its because I am dead or in the hospital.  Glad to know that HA is back! |
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Post by DidTheDougie on Mar 24, 2016 11:31:12 GMT -6
Not to add to your pain, but my buddy called a bunch of his work friends over, over half of them are women. One of the more attractive one is more excited about getting drunk than I am and just did a reverse motorboat on me and my buddy. (In case you're wondering, thats when she sticks her boobs in your face and smacks the sides of your nose with the inside of each tit. ) Tonight is going to be fun boys. If you dont hear from me tomorrow, its because I am dead or in the hospital. Glad to know that HA is back! Someone needs to represent when he is being a pansy |
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Post by Glove_Was_Stuck on Mar 24, 2016 11:38:55 GMT -6
I envy you so much right now. I'm at work in the middle of a down pour, drinking a diet pop. Not to add to your pain, but my buddy called a bunch of his work friends over, over half of them are women. One of the more attractive one is more excited about getting drunk than I am and just did a reverse motorboat on me and my buddy. (In case you're wondering, thats when she sticks her boobs in your face and smacks the sides of your nose with the inside of each tit. ) Tonight is going to be fun boys. If you dont hear from me tomorrow, its because I am dead or in the hospital. Have fun, I'll be here in the sausage fest. |
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Post by RamR on Mar 24, 2016 11:43:13 GMT -6
what are you knob guzzlers up to??  |
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Post by DidTheDougie on Mar 24, 2016 11:47:11 GMT -6
what are you knob guzzlers up to?? In a word......drunk |
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Post by DidTheDougie on Mar 24, 2016 11:48:13 GMT -6
Not to add to your pain, but my buddy called a bunch of his work friends over, over half of them are women. One of the more attractive one is more excited about getting drunk than I am and just did a reverse motorboat on me and my buddy. (In case you're wondering, thats when she sticks her boobs in your face and smacks the sides of your nose with the inside of each tit. ) Tonight is going to be fun boys. If you dont hear from me tomorrow, its because I am dead or in the hospital. Have fun, I'll be here in the sausage fest. Ill suck some boobies and get some strange for you tonight. You might even receive a pair of underwear in the mail. Who knows |
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Post by Yzerman Is The Man on Mar 24, 2016 11:57:25 GMT -6
Glad to know that HA is back! Someone needs to represent when he is being a pansy Yep. He's a pussy. |
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Post by Yzerman Is The Man on Mar 24, 2016 11:57:54 GMT -6
what are you knob guzzlers up to?? Sitting here bored a lunch. |
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Post by DidTheDougie on Mar 24, 2016 12:50:30 GMT -6
what are you knob guzzlers up to?? Sitting here bored a lunch. You, my friend, need tits and beer. |
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Post by Glove_Was_Stuck on Mar 24, 2016 12:57:11 GMT -6
Have fun, I'll be here in the sausage fest. Ill suck some boobies and get some strange for you tonight. You might even receive a pair of underwear in the mail. Who knows (hopes it's your underoos) |
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Post by DidTheDougie on Mar 24, 2016 13:08:46 GMT -6
Ill suck some boobies and get some strange for you tonight. You might even receive a pair of underwear in the mail. Who knows (hopes it's your underoos) Yes, with many various fluids on it. You can put them in a glass case with a black light attachment and hang it on your wall. Then throw parties and in the dark you can turn the black light on and it will be like you have your own glow in the dark Jackson Pollock painting. |
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Post by Glove_Was_Stuck on Mar 24, 2016 13:18:16 GMT -6
(hopes it's your underoos) Yes, with many various fluids on it. You can put them in a glass case with a black light attachment and hang it on your wall. Then throw parties and in the dark you can turn the black light on and it will be like you have your own glow in the dark Jackson Pollock painting. WTF  |
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Post by DidTheDougie on Mar 24, 2016 13:41:23 GMT -6
Yes, with many various fluids on it. You can put them in a glass case with a black light attachment and hang it on your wall. Then throw parties and in the dark you can turn the black light on and it will be like you have your own glow in the dark Jackson Pollock painting. WTF That is something you definitely wont forget for a while. hahahahhahahahaha |
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Post by Yzerman Is The Man on Mar 24, 2016 14:17:56 GMT -6
Sitting here bored a lunch. You, my friend, need tits and beer. Yes, I do. Waiting til Saturday for both. Body's still super sore from that terrible massage. |
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Post by Yzerman Is The Man on Mar 24, 2016 14:18:41 GMT -6
WTF That is something you definitely wont forget for a while. hahahahhahahahaha I don't even know how to begin to wonder about how you come up with such shit. |
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