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Post by Yzerman Is The Man on Aug 22, 2015 10:57:54 GMT -6
Kessel really is a gift from the hockey gods OMG. He's in the city of Primanti sammiches. He's going to absorb half of down town at some point. He'll look like Cartman from Trapper Keeper 2000 |
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Post by smellmyfinger on Aug 22, 2015 11:21:49 GMT -6
Kessel really is a gift from the hockey gods OMG. He's in the city of Primanti sammiches. He's going to absorb half of down town at some point. He'll look like Cartman from Trapper Keeper 2000 He's got 7 more years left on his contract. How much longer can he maintain with that body and conditioning? I hate the fucking Pens. So this pleases me. 7 more years at 7 mil plus for Kris "Head injury" Letang. 7 More years at 7 mil for Phil "Fatboy" Kessel. 4 more seasons at near 6 mil for their playoff choke goaltender, and Malkin and Crosby gobbling up 18 million in cap space for the next 7 seasons. Right around 40 million in space on two guys with lengthy concussion histories, a fat ass, a playoff choke goaltender and Malkin. This is an absolute recipe for disaster and I can;t wait to watch it happen. |
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Post by FatMarsh on Aug 22, 2015 11:49:41 GMT -6
OMG. He's in the city of Primanti sammiches. He's going to absorb half of down town at some point. He'll look like Cartman from Trapper Keeper 2000 He's got 7 more years left on his contract. How much longer can he maintain with that body and conditioning? I hate the fucking Pens. So this pleases me. 7 more years at 7 mil plus for Kris "Head injury" Letang. 7 More years at 7 mil for Phil "Fatboy" Kessel. 4 more seasons at near 6 mil for their playoff choke goaltender, and Malkin and Crosby gobbling up 18 million in cap space for the next 7 seasons. Right around 40 million in space on two guys with lengthy concussion histories, a fat ass, a playoff choke goaltender and Malkin. This is an absolute recipe for disaster and I can;t wait to watch it happen. I do think eventually they will move Malkin, I don't see how they can maintain the current roster, they have 0 prospects coming in to help the forward ranks, eventually they might have to move him to restock the cupboards |
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Post by abware on Aug 22, 2015 12:11:05 GMT -6
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Post by iggysbff on Aug 22, 2015 12:24:31 GMT -6
OMG. He's in the city of Primanti sammiches. He's going to absorb half of down town at some point. He'll look like Cartman from Trapper Keeper 2000 He's got 7 more years left on his contract. How much longer can he maintain with that body and conditioning? I hate the fucking Pens. So this pleases me. 7 more years at 7 mil plus for Kris "Head injury" Letang. 7 More years at 7 mil for Phil "Fatboy" Kessel. 4 more seasons at near 6 mil for their playoff choke goaltender, and Malkin and Crosby gobbling up 18 million in cap space for the next 7 seasons. Right around 40 million in space on two guys with lengthy concussion histories, a fat ass, a playoff choke goaltender and Malkin. This is an absolute recipe for disaster and I can;t wait to watch it happen. I'm hoping so too. One of the top 5 douchebag fanbases. It will be glorious if they continue to do what they did this past season. |
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Post by smellmyfinger on Aug 22, 2015 12:38:20 GMT -6
He's got 7 more years left on his contract. How much longer can he maintain with that body and conditioning? I hate the fucking Pens. So this pleases me. 7 more years at 7 mil plus for Kris "Head injury" Letang. 7 More years at 7 mil for Phil "Fatboy" Kessel. 4 more seasons at near 6 mil for their playoff choke goaltender, and Malkin and Crosby gobbling up 18 million in cap space for the next 7 seasons. Right around 40 million in space on two guys with lengthy concussion histories, a fat ass, a playoff choke goaltender and Malkin. This is an absolute recipe for disaster and I can;t wait to watch it happen. I do think eventually they will move Malkin, I don't see how they can maintain the current roster, they have 0 prospects coming in to help the forward ranks, eventually they might have to move him to restock the cupboards Funny thing is Malkin (and Crosby if he avoids injury), are the two worth their contracts. Can't wait to see what the Pens fanbase thinks about the Kessel/ Letang contracts in about 2 years. |
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Post by Reveen on Aug 22, 2015 15:07:22 GMT -6
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Post by Yzerman Is The Man on Aug 22, 2015 15:52:20 GMT -6
He's got 7 more years left on his contract. How much longer can he maintain with that body and conditioning? I hate the fucking Pens. So this pleases me. 7 more years at 7 mil plus for Kris "Head injury" Letang. 7 More years at 7 mil for Phil "Fatboy" Kessel. 4 more seasons at near 6 mil for their playoff choke goaltender, and Malkin and Crosby gobbling up 18 million in cap space for the next 7 seasons. Right around 40 million in space on two guys with lengthy concussion histories, a fat ass, a playoff choke goaltender and Malkin. This is an absolute recipe for disaster and I can;t wait to watch it happen. I'm hoping so too. One of the top 5 douchebag fanbases. It will be glorious if they continue to do what they did this past season. If you've ever been to Pittsburgh, they can be ten times worse in person. |
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Post by Glove_Was_Stuck on Aug 24, 2015 11:33:23 GMT -6
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Post by DidTheDougie on Aug 24, 2015 11:58:41 GMT -6
Kessel really is a gift from the hockey gods  |
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Post by Glove_Was_Stuck on Aug 24, 2015 12:04:14 GMT -6
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Post by DidTheDougie on Aug 24, 2015 14:01:29 GMT -6
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Post by Yzerman Is The Man on Aug 24, 2015 15:34:44 GMT -6
The two uncles at your parents' Christmas party that you are told to stay away from. |
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Post by DidTheDougie on Aug 24, 2015 17:46:14 GMT -6
The two uncles at your parents' Christmas party that you are told to stay away from. The ones that touch you in the basement |
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Post by Reveen on Aug 24, 2015 19:35:17 GMT -6
The two uncles at your parents' Christmas party that you are told to stay away from. The ones that touch you in the basement and the award for gayest mustache ever goes too........ |
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