Post by drlums on Nov 4, 2015 22:38:46 GMT -6
Power rankings:
1: Adam. He’s not even in the league. He’s probably not even sober enough to know that there is a league, or what a league is, or even how to spell “league”, but time = money and money = power, and fuck me if he doesn’t have both… (This also means 5 people in the “didn’t make it” category… *drops mic*)
2: HA’s dealer: This ties in nicely with the previous post. What do you give the guy who “ha”s everything?
a) Drink
b) Hookers
c) Blow
d) All of the above.
The answer is D. Adam loves D.
3: Dangles. Chet is slightly higher in the league, but Dangles dismantled Shooter 11-0. Maybe this is due to Mr. McGavin not logging in for fuck knows how long, but still… 11-0 is the same as the odds against McDavid skating again this year… so we’ll give it to him.
4: Cheat. I mean Chet. I mean fuck him. He beat Tommy. I beat Tommy. Big whoop. If Tommy ate meat it wouldn’t even be a contest.
5: Kate’s popsicles/E-town: Because boobs. I like Boobs. And E-town is the biggest tit out there.
PS: Kate makes me cry tears of joy from only one eye.
6: Gretzky piss jerseys. This is Josh’s team. I don’t know Josh. He won last week.
WOOOOO JOSH!
7: Flaming Hamiltons. He beat Derek… it wasn’t hard, but still, kudos for winning. I didn’t win last week. Fuck you all.
8: Team chemistry. Lums is awesome. Who knows who this guy really is, but I hear that he’s part unicorn and part deity. Regardless, he’s amazing but REALLY NEEDS TO GET HIS FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING LEAGUE!!!!
9: Dumb and Dumba. He’s probably a nice guy, but a) he isn’t as awesome as Lums, and b) he didn’t beat Lums.
Lums
10: Tommy: He’d be higher, but lacks protein. Vegans have no power.
1: Adam. He’s not even in the league. He’s probably not even sober enough to know that there is a league, or what a league is, or even how to spell “league”, but time = money and money = power, and fuck me if he doesn’t have both… (This also means 5 people in the “didn’t make it” category… *drops mic*)
2: HA’s dealer: This ties in nicely with the previous post. What do you give the guy who “ha”s everything?
a) Drink
b) Hookers
c) Blow
d) All of the above.
The answer is D. Adam loves D.
3: Dangles. Chet is slightly higher in the league, but Dangles dismantled Shooter 11-0. Maybe this is due to Mr. McGavin not logging in for fuck knows how long, but still… 11-0 is the same as the odds against McDavid skating again this year… so we’ll give it to him.
4: Cheat. I mean Chet. I mean fuck him. He beat Tommy. I beat Tommy. Big whoop. If Tommy ate meat it wouldn’t even be a contest.
5: Kate’s popsicles/E-town: Because boobs. I like Boobs. And E-town is the biggest tit out there.
PS: Kate makes me cry tears of joy from only one eye.
6: Gretzky piss jerseys. This is Josh’s team. I don’t know Josh. He won last week.
WOOOOO JOSH!
7: Flaming Hamiltons. He beat Derek… it wasn’t hard, but still, kudos for winning. I didn’t win last week. Fuck you all.
8: Team chemistry. Lums is awesome. Who knows who this guy really is, but I hear that he’s part unicorn and part deity. Regardless, he’s amazing but REALLY NEEDS TO GET HIS FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING LEAGUE!!!!
9: Dumb and Dumba. He’s probably a nice guy, but a) he isn’t as awesome as Lums, and b) he didn’t beat Lums.
Lums
10: Tommy: He’d be higher, but lacks protein. Vegans have no power.
